Sleek and Stylish, Rich and Responsive

Every morning before I start my workday, I open the newspaper and look at my astrological forecast and decide whether or not I want to keep it as written or revise it so that it reads to a more upbeat tune.  This morning while sorting through the ads of Friday’s paper, I see Fry’s two page insert advertising all kinds of computer goods.  This caught my eye:  “Sleek and Stylish, Rich and Responsive.”  I thought, hummm…sounds like a keeper for me to post on my online dating profile, describing the man I want.